WTF is with two faces

I guess it is time for two faced everything. I swear ever since I found that baby that I referenced on this weeks show no I am being haunted by the things. This cat is actually the world record holder for the longest living two faced cat. What does that mean? That means THERE ARE OTHER TWO FACED CATS OUT THERE! I don't know about you but if I came face to face to face with a two faced anything I think I would drop one in my pants right there.
This cat has one brain which controls both faces in unison which I think ups the creepy factor!
Enjoy the entire story at the link below:
http://news.yahoo.com/two-faced-cat-sets-record-oldest-living-janus-230048051.html

Conjunctivitis!

So I spent yesterday tending to my sick little baby girl who has not been feeling well. She is losing her little voice and didn't want dad to set her down for more than a second. She is cute sick but it also breaks your little heart
Well she has also been passing on all these germs she has been getting from daycare onto me which have beeen making me sick. Last night I begen to have an itching in my eye like I had something stuck in it. My wife said I think you have "pink eye". I tried to tell her not to put that vodoo on me and but she did anyway.
This morning I woke up with my left eye crusted shut. Yep I had the conjunctivitis. I went to sick call and saw optometry this morning and they confirmed it. And I got it in both eyes.... What a great start to the day. Now its time to do my chores I have been neglecting so my wife is happy when she gets home..

Shit up to the Shoulder Blades

So after I woke up with my little baby girl it was time for a diaper change. Momma had told me before she left for school that Maddie was stinky but my nose was plugged so I couldn't smell the warnings. Well I took her in to change that diaper took her little pants of and then undid her onsie and then I felt something that kinda felt like peanut butter on her back! I took a look at my hands and yep! poop! Her pants hid the fact that her diaper had leaked and that her onesie was covered!
But on a good note I did fix my self a delicious scrambled egg and cheese sandwich.

UNDEROOS!!!

Well last episode of Torbulation I mentioned a naked protest in San Francisco, well today I was fortunate enough to stumble across this!
Well we all know that the state of Utah is a little bit modest and well uptight. On Saturday September 24th some Utahans set out to change that and the underwear run happened! Check out the video hear and I think we should all run in our underroos.. Some people should make sure theirs are a little more supportive!

http://www.utahundierun.com

Now Blogging

What is up world this is my first time on the new The Shoeman blog. Once again some douche has already taken TheShoeman which really ticks me off. 
Anyway last night we finished up episode 3 of the Torbulation podcast and it turned out better each show is getting progressively better as we start to work out the bugs. After listining to the cast in my car this morining i realize I need a better mic. Shoe News is really taking shape and if you follow this blog I will start to compile stories here for you to read throughout the week and then I will recap them on the show each Sunday.
My tasks for today were to drop my daughter at daycare.. lounge around watch t.v. on my day off and then get to work on my chores, hopefully I will get something accomplished.
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